Christmas Songs They Should Play But You Won't Hear At Christmas

I hate Christmas Carols.

I hope Frosty melts.

I hope Rudolph gets hit by a bus.

Die, Little Drummer Boy, Die!!

Here is my Top 5 Christmas Songs List:

• Silent Night by Simon & Garfunkel



• Let's Sing Another Song, Boys by Leonard Cohen



• Who's Gonna Make The Gravy? by Paul Kelly



• Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis by Tom Waits



• Fairytale Of New York by The Pogues

If you can think of any others please let me know. I need to make up a playlist...something to drown out those damned carols by candle light...